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Quotes
Season 2
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episode:
Paulina: “Danny, you never told me if you were
coming to my quincenera on Friday.”
Danny: “That's because when you invited
me, I thought you were joking.”
Danny: (About Paulina’s party) “Oh come on, Sam,
we never get invited to these parties!”
Tucker: “And I don’t get to go if he
doesn’t go!”
Danny & Tucker: “Pretty-please? With-those-dark-licorice-sprinkles-and-the-black-frosting-you-like-with-those-little-gummy-bats-on-top?!”
Sam: “All right, all right!”
Paulina: “She surrendered her individuality for
a boy. I'm so proud of her!”
Danny: (To Tucker, while watching Sam battle Nightmerica)
“That might just be the coolest girl on the planet.”
Tucker: “Or she's nuts. Really, really nuts.”
Sam: “Do you pay attention, to anything,
at all, ever?”
Sam: “Who the heck wished for evil
plants?!”
Danny: “Did you do something to my suit?”
Sam: “No, no, it's always been that way.”
Danny: “Paulina!
You should run.” (Paulina
begins running toward him) “No, not toward me!
Away! Run!”
Danny: “Tuck, you smell like a sweaty
cookie.”
Tucker: “By choice. The ladies will be swarming
all over me.”
Danny: “Uh, is Paulina
glowing?”
Sam: “Uh, I know she's supposed to have
flawless skin, but this is ridiculous.”
Jack: “How can we trust you?”
Dr. Bert Rand: “Because I'm with the
government and I can audit your taxes.”
Jack: “We trust you.”
Kwan: (Starts
duplicating) “Four. Six. Eight.
Who do we appreciate? Us! Us! Ahh! Run for our
lives!” (All eight Kwans
run away)
Danny: “Are you kidding? I have been
trying to do that trick for months, that is so wrong!”
Danny: “Sam, are you okay? I heard a
scream.”
Sam: “Yeah, that was me. You'd scream too
if you were stuck in a sleepover with her.”
Danny: “Actually, I kinda
doubt that.”
Tucker: “Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign
that Danny's in any real danger yet.”
Danny: (From inside the hospital) “Let me go!”
Tucker: “Still, technically not a cry for
help.”
Danny: “HELP!!”
Tucker: “Well, not a cry for me.”
Danny: “TUCKER!!!”
Tucker: “Ah, dang.”
Tucker: “Sam, is that you? Where are
you?”
Sam: “Up here.”
Tucker: (Sees Sam floating) “Sam? Ha! And you call me an airhead.”
Tucker: “Whoever said, ‘Odor isn't
everything,’ never met Tucker Foley.”
Spectra: “Okay, that's it, let's boogie.”
Danny: “See, that's the kinda pun I was avoiding with the whole ‘who blew it’
comment.”
Youngblood: “Don’t call me kid! I’m mature beyond me years!” (Sticks tongue out)
Youngblood: “Ha! You said booty!”
Sam: Nice going, matey, you just got your butt kicked my Short-Jon
Silver”
Danny: “Hey, considering
he just took my dad’s ghost shield, ya think maybe you could be a little
sympathetic, like Tucker?” (Tucker
laughs) “Tucker?”
Tucker: “Hahaha! He said booty.”
Danny: “Mom, dad, FYI, when you’re 14, easy listening isn’t that
easy!”
Lancer: “Of
course, you kids should feel free to, as you might say, bust out your own
freaky beats! As long as they’re not too freaky, or too, uh,
beat-y.”
Danny: “Being ignored does, occasionally, have its advantages.”
Danny: “Hate to break this to you guys, but you can’t build
muscle-tone with out muscle.”
Danny: “They went on a fun cruse with Jazz, who isn’t fun at the
least?”
Youngblood: “Ye catch on quick for a land-lover!”
Skeleton Parrot: “it’s lubber.”
Youngblood: “Really? It’s lubber? That makes no sense!”
Danny: “Alright, Peewee, talk. Tell me what you want with these
people or I’ll… I’ll spank you! ...Or something…”
Youngblood: “I’d lub to
see you try!”
Danny: “Oh great, a snot-nosed punk can get others to follow
orders, but I can’t?”
Youngblood: “You just gotta know the right words. Watch… FIRE!”
Danny: “Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not
getting invited to a party at my own house?!”
Tucker: “Using music to control people. Why does that sound so
familiar?”
Sam: “M. Bersback… Ember’s back! That’s
not a clue, that’s a billboard.”
Tucker: “We really gotta start paying more attention to these
things.”
Danny: “Listen up people. If you want your parents back, you’re
gonna have to follow me lead.”
Dash: “Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?”
Danny:
“You’re right dash, let’s follow the other kid who comes from a family of
ghost-hunters and knows how to work all their gear.”
Sam: “Wow
Danny, how’d you do that?”
Danny: “You
just gotta know the right words.”
Danny: “Dash,
your with me on offense. We’re gonna spring the adults
from the pirate ship.”
Dash: “So I
get to hit people?”
Danny: “Oh
yeah!” (Dash grabs Danny by the shirt)
“Not me!”
Dash: “Sorry,
old habits.”
Danny: “Now
if I were my dad, where would I put the secret control panel for the Op Center?
Someplace I would see every time I come here. (Opens refrigerator) Yep, next to the Ham.”
Sam: “Wow,
now your dad is only the second biggest blimp in the family.”
Tucker: “Mom,
dad! It’s me, Tucker! You’re under a spell! And looking really trim, maybe you
guys should exorcise more often.”
Dash: “You’re
one brave geek Fenton. When I’m wailing on you tomorrow, I’ll be wailing on a
hero. But I will be wailing on you.”
Ember: “The
only one rocking this boat is me!”
Jack: “Why do
I feel like I suddenly have buns of steal?”
Maddie: “At
last! …I mean, I love you just the way you are!”
Skeleton
Parrot: “Let me out of here! Let me out!”
Youngblood:
“Actually, it’d be more like: ahoy matey! I’m marooned on this island!
Skeleton
Parrot: “Oh shut you gob, you twit!”
Sam: “Are you
okay?”
(Danny stares at her)
Sam: “Sorry. Standard question. What was that about?”
Danny: “I
don't know, but I think Vlad Plasmius just became the least of my worries.”
Ember: “Hey,
kiddies, this is a little ditty I’d like to call: Get out of my new home!”
Poindexter: “This
is not on the square, Skulker. We're pushing these people from their homes.
We're no better than the Ghost King.”
Skulker: “Nobody
lives here. It's a store!” (Shoots
Poindexter up against the wall by his shirt)
Poindexter: “This
seems oddly familiar...”
Danny: “I
couldn't get any sleep because my archenemy was in the guest room next to me!”
Sam: “My
parents sleep in the bedroom next to me. It's not the same, but I can't sleep
either.”
Dash: “Hey,
Fenton. No teachers around to protect you. No nerds around to hide you.”
Tucker: “Hey!
I resent that! I'm plenty nerd!”
Danny: “Dash,
take a hike will you? I'm way too tired to put up with you. Besides, shouldn't
you be failing a test, kicking a puppy, or beating up somebody weaker than you
now?”
Valerie:
“Hey, Danny.”
Danny: “Hey,
Val.”
Tucker: "’Hey, Val’? Isn't that
the same Val that's usually on a jet sled trying to waste Danny?”
Sam: “Yep.
And apparently next week, we're having cookies with Skulker!”
Sam: "’Never’
is karma's doorbell. Ding dong! It's for you.”
Vlad: “Oh, sugar cookie!”
Valerie: “You
like him.”
Sam: “Uh,
hello? He's my best friend!”
Valerie: “I'm
sure he is. But if you like him – I mean, like him, like him – make a move.
Because if you don't, somebody will...”
Sam: “Doesn't
anyone in this town drive a compact car?!”
Tucker: “Dude,
you can't blame yourself for this. It's not your fault.”
Danny: “Maybe
not, but it is my responsibility.”
Danny: “How’d
you guys all fit in there?”
Ember: “Hey!
You ever been inside your stupid thermos? Compared to that it
was the Taj Mahal in there!”
The Box
Ghost: “Beware! For my place of employment has given me a new weapon. The
bubble wrap... of death!”
(Klemper breathes ice at
some of the skeleton ghosts in Pariah Dark's army, The
Box Ghost wraps them in bubble wrap, and Klemper
rolls them down)
Klemper: “Now will you be my friend?”
The Box
Ghost: “Never!”
Skulker: “Now,
go, defeat him, so I will be free to hunt you another day.”
Danny: (To Ember) “Guy really knows how to
motivate ya...”
Sam: “Ember?”
Danny: “Ghost
Zone.”
Sam: “Skulker?”
Danny: “Ghost
Zone”
Sam: “Box
Ghost?”
Danny, Sam,
& Tucker: “Who cares?”
(The Box Ghost comes out of the Fenton Portal)
The Box
Ghost: “Hey! I have feelings, too, you know.”
Danny: “My
ghost fighting life and my personal life are always interfering with each
other!”
Tucker: “You
have a personal life?”
Super Danny:
“Dueling doppelgangers! Have you lost your half of our mind?!”
Fun Danny: “Dude,
I’m not the one wearing a bed sheet.”
Jack: “I'll
save ya, Danny! Oh, wait, they're both named Danny.
That's gonna be confusing... I'll save ya, son!”
Fun Danny: “Okay, uh, from now on, you hide and I will be Danny.”
Super Danny: “I
think not. You were Danny all day and did a pretty poor job of it.”
Super Danny: “Look
at this messy room! This looks like a job for… the vacuum cleaner!”
Super Danny: “Fear
not, paunchy patriarch!”
Technus: “Excellent! My upgrade is
complete! With the technology in this house, I can drain all the power from
this city, and then, the world!! …Nobody heard that, right?”
Fun Danny
& Super Danny: “I'm going ghost!”
Fun Danny: “Woah… hey, I can still do that?”
Super Danny: “I'll
save everyone. You deal with the house hijacking horror.”
(Fun Danny, flies up and
hits the ceiling)
Fun Danny: “Would
it be too much to ask for all of my powers back?”
Super Danny: (A robot is approaching him) “Eat ghost
ray, you evil electrical extensions.” (Nothing
happens) “Fizzling phantoms! Are my powers diminished as well?”
Maddie: “Wait, where's Danny?”
(Fun Danny, in ghost form, hits the ground and
everyone looks at him; Super Danny changes into human form)
Super Danny: “I'm
right here, Mother!”
Jack: “Wait a
minute. Weren't you just–?”
Super Danny:
“It’s our duty!”
Fun Danny: “Ha. He said ‘doodie’.”
Super Danny: “We
have to stop him!”
Fun Danny: “Tried it! Didn't work. Back to bowling.”
Tucker: “It'll
be fun?”
Sam: “You'll
get to hit stuff?”
Fun Danny: “Sweet.”
Technus: “Two or two thousand. You
still can't get past my ghost shield!”
Fun Danny: “Uh,
dude, that only works if we're outside the ghost shield.”
Jazz:
“There's no place you can go that I can't follow.”
Danny: “Oh,
yeah?”
(Danny goes into the boy's bathroom)
Jazz: “Except
there.”
Sam: “Danny,
you okay? You look a little-”
Danny:
“Crazy? Don't say crazy!”
Sam: “I was
going to say, you look a little like you've been on a big spinning table. Why?
Do you think you're crazy?”
Danny: “Will
you stop talking about me like I'm not here? (To Youngblood) And will you stop poking me?!”
Jazz: “Danny,
I don’t know why you’re mad at me. I’m not the one who trashed the lab blasting
imaginary ghosts.”
Danny: “It
was one ghost! And a parrot.”
Jazz: “Was it
a ghost and a parrot? Or a projection of your own fears?
And a parrot.”
Danny:
“Cowboy?”
Jazz: “Where
do you see a cowboy?”
Danny: “Duh,
he’s riding right next to us! …At 70 miles an hour? Oh no,
not again.”
Jack: “I invented
that technology to help me when my belts break! It’s nice to know it has other
uses as well.”
Parrot/Horse:
“Do you think it’s smart to get this close?”
Youngblood:
“Pfft. They’re gonna be road pizza soon. I wanna a closer look!”
Danny: (To Youngblood) “Figment of my
imagination or not, you need to back off, cowbrat!”
Maddie: “Huh…
What’s that ghost boy doing way out here?
Jack: “I
don’t know Maddie, but he must really hate that rock formation.”
Youngblood:
“No fair! You dog-tied my horse!”
Parrot/Horse:
“That’s hog-tied.”
Youngblood:
“Everybody thinks you’re crazy. Now get back there and prove it!”
Jack: “Ahh,
the healing touch of dayglow orange spandex.”
Youngblood:
“Aw man, I wanted to see the camper go ka-boom!”
Parrot/Horse:
“That didn’t sound very cowboy.”
Youngblood:
“Whatever. One more night of driving him nuts, and his
family will be ready to chuck him to the crazy person’s hoosegow!”
Parrot/Horse:
“Much better!”
Danny:
“You’re not an adult, Jazz. You’re a kid just like me!”
Jazz: “We’re
focusing on your problems, Danny, not mine.”
Danny: “Jazz
is a spaz! Jazz is a spaz! Jazz is a spaz!”
Youngblood:
“Man, she’s even brattier then I am!”
Danny: “You
have now stooped to my level. Thank you for shopping FentonMart!”
Jack: “Maddie
wake up! I spy something beginning with a W!”
Youngblood:
“What ya’ gonna do, huh? At some point, I’m gonna squirm free. It’s not like
you can lock me up in jail or something!”
Jazz: (Throws Danny the thermos) “Sorry,
slipped out of my hand!” (Danny sucks
Youngblood into the thermos)
Youngblood:
“Nooo!”
Danny:
“Actually, it’s just like I can lock you up in jail, or something.”
Jack: “Get me
a Fenton towel, stat!”
Mr. Lancer: “It's
your future, do you want fries with it?”
Danny: “Okay,
I get it! You’re brilliant, and I’m stupid, and I’ll never be able to get as
high a score as you! So far, I’m not even qualified to scrape the grease of the
Nasty Grill!”
Jack: “Is
that one of those stupid CAT tests? I failed that and I didn’t turn into a
cat.”
Box Lunch: “Huh?
What? Where am I?”
Clockwork: “
Box Lunch: “I
am Box Lunch, daughter of the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady!”
Danny: “Um, eww!”
Box Lunch: “And
now, and you probably knew this was coming... Beware!”
Danny: “Wow,
that flagpole thing works! I thought for sure it was going to-(Flagpole snaps) BREEEAAAK!”
Skulktech 9.9:
“Wow, that flag pole thing-“(Flagpole
snaps)
Clockwork: (Replaying Danny smacking into a wall over
and over) “I could do this all day.”
Future
Valerie: “Sam, Tucker? It's not possible! This is a trick! You can't be alive!”
Tucker: “Wait.
Not alive? That's our future? I'm definitely not taking the C.A.T.!”
Sam: “You
have to get out of here!”
Tucker: “The
Nasty Burger's gonna blow and we're three feet from it!”
Mr. Lancer: “South
Beach Diet, people! What's going on here?!”
Dan Phantom: “You
know, if I had an ounce of humanity left in me, this would be a very touching
little reunion.”
Dan Phantom: “Strange
how one massive fireball of highly combustible condiments can ruin your whole future.”
Tucker: “You took
the medallions off, didn't you?”
Sam: “I don't
accessorize well.”
Tucker: “Did
you beat that evil, jerky, puss-pack alternative version of yourself?”
(Danny's eyes flash from blue to red and back)
Dan Phantom: (Using the illusion of young Danny Fenton)
“Always with the quips. In my weaker moments, I sometimes miss your droll sense
of humor.”
Tucker: “I'm
sorry?”
Dan Phantom: “I'm
just kidding! I had you going there for a second, didn't I? I beat my other
self quite easily.”
Danny: “My
voice is changing? Great, now I'm going through evil puberty.”
Clockwork: “The
Observants look at time like they're watching a
parade. One thing after another, passing in sequence right in
front of them. I see the parade from above. All the twists and turns it
might – or might not – take.”
Observant #1:
“You manipulated the boy. You influenced
his choice!”
Observant #2:
“That's a direct violation of the protocol of temporal displacement! In other
words...”
Observant #1
& Observant #2: “You cheated!”
Clockwork: “Yes,
I cheated. But I assure you -- his choice was his own.”
Observant #1:
“You realize the boy is your responsibility now.”
Observant #2:
“As is his evil self, now that he exists outside of time.”
Clockwork: “I
know. But then, I know everything.”
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Season 3
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