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Quotes
Season 1
Choose an
episode:
Danny: “Get
behind me.”
Sam: (Sarcastically)
“Wow, I feel safe.”
Sam: “It's
not garbage! It's recyclable organic matter!”
Danny &
Tucker: “It's garbage.”
Danny: “Or if
this whole superhero thing doesn't work out, I can have an exciting career as a
busboy.”
Jack: “Your so excited your speechless, so I'll just keep on
speaking. I was born many years ago in a log cabin in the woods, don't remember
where exactly, but I do remember I wanted a pony. Never got the pony, in fact,
we had to eat horsemeat, during the war. I had a problem with that...”
Tucker: “You
were knocked out. You've been asleep for four days!”
Danny:
“WHAT?!”
Tucker: “Nah.
It's only been a couple of hours.”
Tucker: (Sees
the ghost) “Shouldn’t be to bad, she looks a little like my grandma.”
Danny:
“Shouldn't she be haunting a bingo hall?”
Danny: (After
seeing Tucker hug a box of meat) “How is it that I'm
the one with the ghost powers and you're the weird kid?”
Mr. Lancer:
“No, no. All the rumors about the all steak buffet in the teachers lounge are
completely fake.”
Sam: “Why
don’t they except me for who I am!?”
Danny: “Sam,
I'm talking about my family, my life...”
Sam: “Oh,
right... me too...”
Lunch Lady
Ghost: “Want a cookie? (Sam and Tucker nod heads no) Then PERISH!”
Danny:
“Actually, I need to tell you guys something.”
Jazz: “That's
not the only thing you need, Danny. You need guidance and parents who can
provide it.”
Maddie: “Now,
honey, I know that sometimes what we do doesn't make sense, but you're only- “
Jazz: “16,
biologically, but psychologically I'm an adult, and I won't let you're crazy
obsession with ghosts pollute the mind of this impressionable little child.
Come you abused, unwanted wretch. I'll drive you to school
Tucker: “I
now know the quickest way to a lady’s heart, clean boxers!”
Paulina: “Oh no, you did not just call
me shallow, did you?”
Sam: “If you mean
do I think I can stand in a puddle full of you and not get my feet wet? Then, yeah.”
Danny: “Hi.
I’m Danny Phantom and you are? (Gets thrown through a window) Testy, got it.”
Tucker:
“Ghost time, can I finish your fries?”
Dragon Ghost:
“I want to go! I have to go!”
Danny:
“You'll have to stand in line behind my dad.”
Sam: (Dancing
with Danny) “Promise me you'll keep your pants up?”
Danny: “I'll
do my best!”
Tucker:
(Realizes Sam was his date) “Wait a second. I'm dateless again?! What does a guy
have to do to get hooked up around here?!”
Ghost Girl:
“I want to go to the ball!”
Tucker: “On
second thought, I don't need a date that badly. Hey guys, wait up! Can I cut
in?”
Jazz: “Oh, by
the way, I’m onto your little secret.”
Danny:
“What!?”
Jazz: “The
nervousness, the clumsiness, I can't believe I didn't figure it out before! You
have a girlfriend!”
Danny: “It's
a lie! I'm not a ghost!! I mean, she's not my girlfriend!”
Danny: “I'm
going on a date with a dragon?!”
Jack: “I
almost forgot!” (Toilet Flushes)
Dash: “Why do
I suddenly feel like scrubbing my mom's feet?”
Danny:
(About asking Paulina to the dance) “I can't, I
get weak-kneed when I try to talk to cute girls.”
Sam: (Angry)
“Oh, and you have no problem talking to me?”
Danny: “Uh,
um..”
(Danny's
pants fall down)
Paulina: (Laughing) “A gentleman
usually tips his hat, but I'll give you points for originality.”
Dragon Ghost:
“Must have tee!”
Danny: “Tea?
Ooh, good idea. Coffee can make you a might jittery, better yet, have some
punch!” (Punches Dragon Ghost)
Mr. Lancer: “Pantless again, Mr. Fenton? That's the third time this week
I've caught you... how do you kids say it?” (Holds up book; ‘How to speak
Hip for the Un-Hip’) ‘Dropping trou.’
I think it's time I saw your father for a parent-teacher conference.”
Danny: “Oh
man...Dad?”
Mr. Lancer:
“In the meantime, here. (Gives Danny a belt) It'll help you keep your
pants up, and (Holds up book again) ‘Out of trouble with the man.’”
Jazz: “Oh my
Gosh. They said yes!!”
Danny: “Who
said yes? The person you asked if you were a conceited snob?”
Danny: “Jazz
is gonna to kill me for that.”
Jazz: “I am
gonna kill him for that.”
Maddie:
“Danny, look at you! I don't think I like this over night zoo research.”
Danny: “Come
on mom, we're just a bunch of kids, in the zoo... at night... alone... We'll be
in my room.”
Ghost Gabber:
“We'll be in my room... fear me.”
Jack: “Hey
Danny! Check out the Ghost Gabber! Genus Magazine HAS to be interested in this!
It takes the mysterious sounds a ghost makes and turns them into words you and
I use every day! Try it!”
Danny: “Uh…
um… boo?”
Ghost Gabber:
“I am a ghost. Fear me.”
Danny: (almost
panicking)“I’d
better get to school.”
Ghost Gabber:
“I’d better get to school. Fear me”
Mr. Lancer:
“Resident genius Danny Fenton did what no scientist dared to do. He got close
enough to a 400-pound gorilla to prove that Sampson was actually… a Delilah.
You mean no one at that zoo ever bothered to see if it was a girl or a boy?”
Sam:
“Sampson's not stupid!”
Tucker: “He's
also not here, (Takes out PDA) can I take a message?”
Skulker: “You two, you'll pay for
this!”
Tucker: “I
don't think so.” (Sends a command to Skulker)
Skulker: (PDA beeps) “Time for
push-ups? (Starts doing push-ups) Stop! Stop! I can't, stop!”
Danny: “Allow
me to help!”
Danny: “My computer! Oh wait that's Jazz's.”
Danny: “Sam,
we've been watching this gorilla scratching its butt for what?”
Tucker:
(Yawns and looks at his watch) “Six hours.”
Danny: “Time
sure flies when you’re majestically scratching your butt.”
Sam: “Ah...
boys hugging makes every yearbook funny.”
Danny: (Angry)
“I wish there was something I could take this out on!”
The Box Ghost:
“I am The Box Ghost! And once I empty you of your useless papers, your
wonderful squareness will be mine! ”
Danny: “Hello
misplaced aggression!”
Tucker: “You
have five minutes.”
Danny: “Which
is four more than I need.”
ATTACK OF THE KILLER GARAGE SALE:
Danny: “Is ‘krunk’ good?”
Tucker: “It’s
Paulina.”
Danny: “Krunk’s good!”
Jazz: “Mom,
what are you making?”
Maddie: “Hot
dogs”
Jack: “We
invented a way to cook them 10 times faster!”
(The hot dogs
seem to get too hot and then come to life and have teeth and evil eyes and try
to bite Jazz)
Jazz: “Great,
you figured out a way to put the ‘Frank’ back in ‘Frankenstein’.”
Tucker: (staring
at the floating remote) “Do all your remotes do that? “
Sam: “No...
Well my toaster does but it's from
Danny: “I
just got my hair the way I like it, on my head!”
Danny: “I
better get to the store, and fast! Um,I
you guys don't mind cleaning up all this stuff, do you? Thanks, gotta go, bye!”
(Runs off)
Sam: “So now
we're his clean-up crew?”
Tucker: (Running
off in other direction) “See you tonight!”
Dash: “I
changed the dress code to loser sheik.”
Tucker: (To
Sam) “That's funny, because you don't smell stinking rich.”
Technus: “WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!?”
Sam: “Tucker,
are we gonna watch movies or not?”
Tucker:
“Okay, just a few more questions... could you buy a plane?”
Sam: (Rolls
eyes) “Yep.”
Tucker: “A
yacht?”
Sam: “Yep.”
Tucker: “A
bowling alley?”
Sam: “Nope.
(Uses remote to open up wall revealing a bowling alley and an old woman
bowling, she gets a strike) No place
to put a second one.”
Old Woman: “Yipee! Woopi's hot tonight”
Danny: (To Technus) “Oh no you
don't! (Goes ghost) You're not using the technology in this lab to take over the
world!”
Technus: “What? (Looks around)
That's a great idea! Have you ever considered tutoring?”
Danny: “You
wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses? You couldn’t hit a guy with glasses! In fact,
you couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn!”
Tucker: “Take
it off! No really, he should take it off. That’s weird”
Danny: “My 15
minutes of fame are up, and I wasn't even here for them.”
The Box
Ghost: “I am no longer the Box Ghost! I am now The Mechanical Frog Ghost! (Frog
sparks) Uhh.... I changed my mind! I am once again the Box Ghost! And
will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians! BEWARE!” ~
Poindexter:
“Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, bully!”
Sam: “Thanks a
lot, Danny! Because of your little dress-up parade, my speech was a total
bust!”
Tucker:
“Speaking of bust, did you see Danny in that bra?”
Tucker: “How
do you think Dash would feel if he had a frog in his throat?”
Danny: “Or
twelve... in his pants!”
Danny: “I can
explain! …Actually, I really can't.”
Poindexter:
“Heck with the egg cream. Who wants a diet soda? Whatever
that is!”
Poindexter: (To
Danny) “You're the bully from where I'm standing.”
Danny:
“Floating.”
Poindexter:
“Uh, yeah, ok, floating.”
Poindexter:
(Pointing to Tucker) “I'm
Tucker: “Hey,
who are you calling a nerd?”
“Slow down
‘Jeff Gordon’ you’re going over the speed limit, AND THE HIGHT LIMIT!” ~ Danny
Tucker: “You
had to save the day, didn’t you?”
Danny: “Um,
yeah, because a car smashing into the 28th floor of anything is BAD!”
Danny:
"If I weren't a C student I'd have thought of that
five days ago."
Surfer Dude:
“Yo hallucinations, FOOOOOCUS!”
Paulina: “Hi I'm Paulina.
I'm cute, swell, and full of big headed anime goodness.”
Tucker: “Some
people have a lot, and some people don't. Me, I've got charm, good looks, and
modesty.”
Tucker:
(Overshadowing Paulina) “Well, I'm not friends with
you anymore, Danny Fenton!” (He leaves her body)
Paulina: “Huh? What? And I never was
friends with you!”
Danny:
(About the Fenton Ghost Catcher) “This one actually works, a little too
well.. I'm filing this under ‘must avoid’.”
(Water
squirts in Lancer's face)
Mr. Lancer:
“Moby Dick!” (Tucker unties his tie and takes off his belt as a ghost) “Gulliver’s Travels! I'm losing my mind! (Pants slip down)
and my pants!”
Sam: (Sneezes)
“I'm sick as a dog and I hate sports, why am I here?”
Tucker:
“Because Danny's here and he's got the best seat in
the house.”
Danny: “I
think he's running on ghost power, I need your help.”
Tucker: “To
kick some ghost booty?”
Danny: “Sort
of.”
Tucker: “I'm
in!”
Vlad Plasmius:
“You have a battle cry? Hilarious!”
Vlad: “I
insist you stay.”
Jack:
“Well... I don't know. We do have a really cool R.V.”
Jazz:
“*Cough* Let's stay here *cough*”
Danny:
“Smooth.”
Danny: “You
have no idea what it’s like to be a kid these days!”
Maddie: “Oh,
come on Danny, that's the oldest excuse in the book. There's nothing you are
going through that your father and I didn't go through when we were your age!”
Danny: (Arm
goes through the sofa) “Yeah, well, I'd beg to differ...”
Skulker: “I have to go to the library
to check out a book on a gorilla, AGAIN!”
Danny: “The
glowing blade is new…”
Skulker: “You like it? I've had some
upgrades!”
Danny: “OK,
I'm officially mortified.”
Harriet Chin:
“What took so long?”
Dairy King:
“Try the
Jazz: “I
don't understand, you have billions of dollars.
Instead of buying all this stuff, why don't you just buy the team?”
Vlad:
(Angrily) “Because the Packers are owned by the city of
Danny:
“Pretty much everyone who hates me all at one table, just like high school.”
The Box
Ghost: “I am the Box Ghost!”
Danny: “Will
you stop that?!”
Tucker: “File
that one under ‘wouldn't it have been nice to know we could do that trick in
the first place’.”
Jack: “Good
boy, you're getting a raise in your allowance for this.”
Danny: “I
have an allowance?”
Danny: “You
said executioner three times.”
“There’s only
an ‘I’ in misery if you spell it that way!” ~ Penelope Spectra
Tucker: “I
hate my life.”
Sam: “I hate
your life more.”
Jazz: “Still
mad?”
Danny: (Sarcastically)
“Wow, you are the smart one.”
Maddie: “Is
there something wrong with Danny?”
Jack: “Is
there a ghost involved?”
Maddie: (to
Danny) “Is there something you want to talk about?”
Jack: “That
involves ghosts?”
Penelope
Spectra: “We’re going to take that accident and turn it into an acci-don’t, and learn from it so it never happens again!”
Penelope
Spectra: “What are you? A ghost trying to fit in with humans,
or some creepy little boy with creepy lil’ powers?”
Danny:
“Both... neither... I DON'T KNOW!!”
Jazz: “Hey it
worked! But it’s still weird.”
Danny: “That
lady isn’t edible, (quietly) and nether is anything she cooks!”
Danny &
Sam: “It was a fake-out make-out!”
Tucker: “That
still has the words, ‘make’ and ‘out’ in it, right?”
Danny:
“Great, my best friend has a crush on a ghost hunter.”
Sam: “That's
life, well, your life, anyway.”
Danny: “Just
like Dash, only with better breath.”
Sam: “A boy
and his dog... somehow it's not supposed to be this freaky.”
Danny: “279
girls in school, and he's gotta have a crush on the
one with the weapons and the grudge.”
Danny: “This is
just like ‘Romeo and Juliet’, only I’m the one on the balcony and I can
understand every thing we’re saying.”
Danny:
“Tucker, you’re beginning to scare me, and I fight ghosts!”
Danny: “I
have to save Lancer! Wow, this is bittersweet.”
Sam: “Danny open up!”
Danny: “Okay,
open up... When I was five, I REALLY wanted a puppy, but my parents said-”
Danny: “How
can I study? I can't stop thinking about Sam!”
Jazz: “What's
the matter with you? Why aren’t you thinking about Ember?!”
Jack: “Well,
I’m thinking about putting you both in the Fenton Stockades.”
Maddie:
“Jack, we can’t lock the kids in some medieval containment devise!”
Jack: (Disappointed)“Oh, all right,
we’ll just ground them like every other parent!”
Jazz: “I am
going to Ember McLane’s
Maddie: “You
and your brother aren’t leaving this house, young lady!”
Jack: “Fenton
Stockades!” *SLAM*(from inside the stockades) “I MEAN’T THEM!!!”
“I just never
noticed before, you’re really pretty when you’re about to fall off a building.”
~ Danny
Tucker:
“Twelve hours of intensive… standardized… test practice!”
Sam: “Tucker
I’m so sorry!”
Danny:
“You’re beautiful when you’re wracked with guilt!”
Dash &
Kwan: “WE LOVE YOU EMBER!
Ember: “I
heard you the twelfth time!”
Mr. Lancer: “How come they never figure out
that was me in a dress...?”
Danny &
Jazz: “I/he have/has stuff to do after class!”
Danny: (To
Jazz) “How do you know that?!”
Jazz: ^^
Danny: “You need
to get out more often.”
Mr. Lancer:
“And you need to stay in more often.”
Technus: “I am Technus,
master of – ”
Danny:
“Master of long-winded introductions!”
“Danny, I
just want you to know, I accidentally killed your gerbil in the sixth grade!” ~
Tucker
Jack:
“Suffering spooks! Where's Danny? I'll bet he'd love this!”
Jazz: (Nervously)
“Oh, well, I'm sure wherever he is it has nothing to do with ghosts at
all.”
Jazz: “Sure
he’s smiling on the outside, but I can sense the tortured soul just beneath the
surface.”
Clown: “No,
he’s smiling on the inside too.”
Danny: “I am
not like them, am I?”
Sam: “Let’s
see, you’re stubborn, overprotective, your last name’s Fenton, and you hunt
ghosts.”
Maddie: “I've
got the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick. Let's get him!”
Jack:
“Sweetie, that's just a bat.”
Maddie:
“Yeah, but it's a bat with the word 'Fenton' on it.”
Danny: “My
sister’s dating a ghost and I’m turning into my parents!”
Tucker: (Dressed
in Goth clothes) “Hey guys”
Danny: “What
are you turning into?”
Danny:
“Suffering spooks…suffering spooks? Oh no, I really am becoming my dad!”
Jazz: “Hey! Hands off the little brother!”
Danny:
“Better luck next time! But next time, stay away from my sister!”
Danny: (To
ghost wolf about Sam) “Down boy! Don't eat that, it's a vegetarian!”
Maddie: “you
haven’t seen the last of me!”
Danny: “Duh.
I’ll see you at dinner.”
Paulina: “So you’re like a friendly
ghost?”
Danny: “Yeah,
with some friendly advice: RUN!”
Danny: (Runs
behind tree) “I'm going gho –“
Jazz: “Danny,
hi! Are you hiding here? I'll go hide over there.” (Leaves)
Danny:
“Okay... now I'm going ghost!”
(Jack runs into
door)
Maddie: “It's
a pull, Jack.”
Sam: “Next
time, we take the inter-dimensional fugitive to my place.”
Danny: (Ghost sense)” Oh no, here again?”
Tucker: “But
we're chewing like the wind in an anti-Ghost Zone, where could the ghost be?”
(Fenton RV
explodes)
Sam: “Survey
says, behind us.”
Sam: “Danny,
you OK?”
Danny: “Why
would I not be? Just because the towns on high alert, my parents are at my
school, and I’m chewing so fast I think I just swallowed my spork!”
Danny: (To
Maddie after she shoots at him) “Oh, man! You are so NOT getting anything
for Mother's Day!”
Escaped Ghost Prisoner: “You'll never take me alive, coppers!”
Bullet:
“You're a ghost.”
Danny: “The
only thing I'm begging for - is for you to try some mouth wash!”
Danny: “I'm
gonna need a bigger thermos!”
(Ghost
attacks Danny and knocks him down)
Tucker: “And
a paramedic!”
Paulina: (While possessed) “You can't
get away from me!”
Danny: “Wow.
I waited all puberty for a girl to say that to me, and now, it's a complete
bummer.”
Tucker: “That
collar! It's hurting him!”
Sam: “What
did you think it was, a fashion accessory?”
Jazz: (To
Danny)"All I'm saying is mom and dad are going to be very busy and I
have a lot of homework to do tonight, so I'm not going to be able to keep and eye
on you all night. I'm going to have to trust you to stay in you room and be so
quiet, it's like you're not even there!"
Danny:
"If anyone asks where I am, LIE!"
Danny: “A pumpkin? There are no pumpkins in the
room… No pumpkins in the room? It's Halloween, what am I, an idiot?”
Tucker: “I don't know what's scarier: the underwear,
or the fact that he carries them in his coat.”
“Danny: (In
salesperson type voice) It slices, it dices, it creates your worst fear. Now
how much would you pay for it?”
Tucker: “For
that? About 59 cents.”
Tucker: “Nice
horse, what’s it made of? Flaming bed sheets?”
Fright Night:
“Flaming bed sheets of death!”
Danny: (To
Fright Knight) “Trick and treat, bucket head.”
Danny: (In
Tucker's body) “Hi, I'm Tucker. Don't let the PDA, glasses, and lack of
muscles fool ya. I'm a stud!”
(After Danny
crashes into a wall)
Tucker: (Imitating
Danny) “Hi, I'm Danny Fenton. Don't let the concussion and bruises fool
you, I need more practice.”
(Danny uses
his ghost powers to make Tucker fall through the floor)
Sam: “Wow!
It’s quite in here!”
Jack: (Playing
with his action figures)“Maddie,
they all have to grow up sometime.”
Jack: “Hey
Maddie! Some kind of invite for ya! I can tell because it has the word ‘invite’
on it.”
Pilot: ”And if you look out the right side, you’ll see me,
bailing out of the plane before it careens out of control and then it crashes!”
Pilot:
“Folks, at this time, I’d like to inform you that you’ve been the victims of a
cruel hoax. Thank you for flying Air
Evil Plot!”
Vlad: “Oh
what an amazing, unexpected and totally unplanned surprise! Personalized gift
baskets?
Vlad: (Into
walkie-talkie)“They’re
here; kill Jack.”
Maddie: “What
was that?”
Vlad: “I
said… flapjacks. Hm-hmm,
pancakes. I have pancakes!”
Jazz: “Dad!
You saved me from me from that monster!”
Jack: “Yep,
that’s what I do princess. That, and needle-point, which is
artsy and relaxing.”
Danny: “Yeah,
it's almost like it's some sort of villainous plot. What an incredibly well
planned coincidence.”
Vlad:
“Maddie, I'm so glad you're here. It gives me the chance to apologize for
Jack's behavior at our college reunion.”
Danny: “Um,
correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Dad possessed by some filthy, putrid, lonely,
single ghost?”
Danny: “Bye
Vlad! And, as a lonely, single man in your forties, might I suggest Internet
dating? Or a cat!”
Jack: “You
know, in retrospect, perhaps I shouldn’t have gutted the Fenton Works Ghost Shield
to make your mom’s anti-ghost belt.”
Jack: “Wow,
note to self: make a Jazz action figure.”
Danny:
“Either mom needs to shave her legs, or this is really bad news.”
Danny: “Nice
petting zoo Plasmius. Where’s you’re lonely-man cat?”
(Maddie gets
out a light-saber-like ghost fighting weapon)
Danny: “How
could she not have a phone in there?”
Danny:
“Great, at
Maddie: “As
much as I hate to say this, I think we should go back to Vlad's.”
Danny: “But
he's my arch-enemy! …I mean... he said all those horrible things about Dad.”
Maddie: “We all make mistakes Vlad. Maybe I’ll
make one now.”
(To Danny) “I'd tell you to go to the men's room, but I don't think you'd
qualify.” ~ Paulina
Johnny 13: (After
Danny punches him) “Hey, I thought this was a pretend fight.”
Danny: “Then
‘pretend’ that didn't hurt.”
“Hey! Tall, dark,
and formless! Remember me?” ~ Danny
“Man, I love
the water! Girls, bathing suits, and the occasional
opportunity to administer CPR!” ~ Tucker
“Danny?
You’re the ghost-boy?!” ~ Paulina
Danny: “Guys,
we’ve got a problem.”
Sam: “I’ll
say, Inviso-Bill?”
Tucker:
“Yeah, you need a publicist, dude.”
“Oh great. Excuse me while I find a nice,
dark place to throw-up.” ~ Sam
Danny: “Is
anybody looking at me funny?”
Tucker:
“Yeah, but that’s because you look like you’re trying to eat your way out of
your shirt.”
Paulina: “Danny, I am so embarrassing
myself. Could you by an angel and give me a little invisible help?”
Danny:
“That’s cheating. (She kisses him) Or creative point
scoring! I’ll be right back, after you strike!”
“Beat it Johnny,
I’m Danny’s girl now!” ~ Kitty
“Kitty? Johnny? Paulina?
Oh great, I’m in the middle of a love rectangle!” ~ Danny
(Shadow
smashes the roof of a car) “Optional
sun-roof, nice.” ~ Danny
Kitty: “Look
Danny, I didn’t mean to cause you any trouble.”
Danny: ”You’re about eight Shadow attacks to late.”
Quan: “They’re in denial. I learned
about that at the bookstore last night.”
“BE CAREFUL DANNY! Don’t hurt Johnny to bad…”
~ Kitty
“Can you believe it, Paulina’s
still in love, but with the wrong me!” ~ Danny
Danny: “One
good thing about ghost powers: no fighting the bus crowd.”
Danny: “Look,
I don't wanna hurt you.”
Valerie: ”What makes you think you can?”
Skulker: “Ah, I shall force a contest
between the hunter girl and the ghost boy, and to the winner - the honor of me
using their skull as a tether ball!”
Danny: (After
Danny and Valerie are assigned to be parents to a flour sack) “I am so not
kissing the bride.“
Valerie:
“What makes you think you can?”
Tucker: “Come
on, Sam. Our child doesn't need to see this kind of negativity.”
Sam: “What?!
Tucker, it's a flour sack!”
Valerie:
“I'll make this quick: I don't like you and you don't like me.”
Danny:
(Sarcastically) “Cool, I'm glad we worked that out.”
Danny: “What
are you doing?!”
Skulker: (Tosses him the sack of
flour) ”Framing
you.”
Valerie:
“This is all your fault.”
Danny:
“Right. I'm sure the maniac who cuffed us and dragged us in here had absolutely
nothing to do with it.”
Tucker:
“Gotta go! (Kisses flour sac) Bye!" (Kisses Sam.
Pause, Tucker realizes what he did)
Tucker:
“Uh...”
Sam: “That
never happened.“
Tucker: “You
got that right. Daddy’s gotta run!”
Sam:
"Don't forget to pick up milk!"
Vlad: “Please,
Daniel, must I actually defeat you with one hand behind my back?”
Guy in White:
“I have a breech on facial sector five.”
Vlad: “I
don't suppose you could move any faster.”
Vulture Ghost
#1: “We're 2008 years old! Be happy we're moving at all!”
Jazz: “We
have a weapons vault?”
Jack: (About
the Fenton Portal) “It's not going to explode. I'm sure Danny changed the
ecto-filtrator. I told him to five times.”
Danny: “Did
he clean the lab?”
Jack: “No.”
Danny: “Does
he clean his room?”
Jack: “No.”
Danny: “Uh...
would he... I dunno… forget to install a handle in the inside of a weapons
vault or something?”
Jack: “Great
gobs of ghost goo! The portal's gonna blow!””
Jack: “ Ghost kid, you gotta help me save my family, if you do,
I'll set you free.”
Danny: “ Um, you just did.”
Jack: “Darn
it!”
Danny: “I can
handle these idiots, go save our family! I mean,
yours... your family... not mine.”
Jack:
“Nobody's wasting Jack Fenton while his family's in danger!”
Vlad: “Oh, please,
fool. Your family's in danger every time you pick up a butter knife.”
Danny: ”And I thought the merchandise is flying
off the shelves was just an expression”
Danny: “You know, it's ghosts like you that give
ghosts like me a bad name!”
Cops: “Freeze, Inviso-Bill!”
Danny: “Although, it's pretty hard to come up with a worse name than
that.”
Cop #1: (After finding jewelry on
the floor after Danny leaves) “Hey, you wanna take this stuff and blame the
ghost kid?”
Cop #2: (Sighs) “You're under
arrest.”
Cop #1: “Aww!”
Sam: “Can we go now, or would you like to stay and corrupt my grandma?”
Sam’s Grandma: “Cross over to the dark side…” (Sam’s parents stare at her) “What? I was only kidding.”
Danny: (Hypnotized) “Make them
see us for who we are. Hey, everybody! Over here! We're Danny Fenton and Sam
Manson. We cut school and we're proud of it!”
Goth Boy: (Spray paints Danny's shirt black) “You're one of us now.”
Danny: The crooks got away,
I'm late for school, and... I've never seen so many Goths out in broad
daylight.
Tucker: (Dressed as Sam) “This is so wrong.” (To dollar bill) “But you make it right!”
Sam: “How ironic is it that I'm stuck
under house arrest while my parents go to a free Circus Gothica show?”
Tucker: “Only slightly less ironic than
the fact that they were right about it being evil.”
Sam’ Mom: “I’m keeping a detailed list of
anything I find objectionable, immoral, and obnoxious.”
Sam’s Dad: (About Jack who just gagged popcorn and soda all over the Mansions)
“He on the list?”
Sam’s Mom: “Right now he is the list.”
Sam’s Dad: “We’re trapped!”
Sam’s Mom: “Okay, that’s objectionable,
immoral, and obnoxious.”
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