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Season 1 

 

 

Choose an episode:

 

MYSTERY MEAT

PARENTAL BONDING

ONE OF A KIND

ATTACK OF THE KILLER GARAGE SALE

SPLITTTING IMAGES

WHAT YOU WANT

BITTER REUNIONS

PRISONERS OF LOVE

MY BROTHER’S KEEPER

SHADES OF GRAY

FANNING THE FLAMES

TEACHER OF THE YEAR

“13”

PUBLIC ENEMIES

FRIGHT KNIGHT

MATERNAL INSTINCT

LUCKY IN LOVE

LIFE LESSONS

THE MILLION DOLLAR GHOST

CONTROL FREAKS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MYSTERY MEAT:

 

Danny: “Get behind me.”

Sam: (Sarcastically) “Wow, I feel safe.”

 

Sam: “It's not garbage! It's recyclable organic matter!”

Danny & Tucker: “It's garbage.”

 

Danny: “Or if this whole superhero thing doesn't work out, I can have an exciting career as a busboy.”

 

Jack: “Your so excited your speechless, so I'll just keep on speaking. I was born many years ago in a log cabin in the woods, don't remember where exactly, but I do remember I wanted a pony. Never got the pony, in fact, we had to eat horsemeat, during the war. I had a problem with that...”

 

Tucker: “You were knocked out. You've been asleep for four days!”

Danny: “WHAT?!”

Tucker: “Nah. It's only been a couple of hours.”

 

Tucker: (Sees the ghost) “Shouldn’t be to bad, she looks a little like my grandma.”

Danny: “Shouldn't she be haunting a bingo hall?”

 

Danny: (After seeing Tucker hug a box of meat) “How is it that I'm the one with the ghost powers and you're the weird kid?”

 

Mr. Lancer: “No, no. All the rumors about the all steak buffet in the teachers lounge are completely fake.”

 

Sam: “Why don’t they except me for who I am!?”

Danny: “Sam, I'm talking about my family, my life...”

Sam: “Oh, right... me too...”

 

Lunch Lady Ghost: “Want a cookie? (Sam and Tucker nod heads no) Then PERISH!”

 

Danny: “Actually, I need to tell you guys something.”

Jazz: “That's not the only thing you need, Danny. You need guidance and parents who can provide it.”

Maddie: “Now, honey, I know that sometimes what we do doesn't make sense, but you're only- “

Jazz: “16, biologically, but psychologically I'm an adult, and I won't let you're crazy obsession with ghosts pollute the mind of this impressionable little child. Come you abused, unwanted wretch. I'll drive you to school

 

 

 

PARENTAL BONDING:

 

Tucker: “I now know the quickest way to a lady’s heart, clean boxers!” 

 

Paulina: “Oh no, you did not just call me shallow, did you?”

Sam: “If you mean do I think I can stand in a puddle full of you and not get my feet wet? Then, yeah.”

 

Danny: “Hi. I’m Danny Phantom and you are? (Gets thrown through a window) Testy, got it.”

 

Tucker: “Ghost time, can I finish your fries?” 

 

Dragon Ghost: “I want to go! I have to go!”

Danny: “You'll have to stand in line behind my dad.”

 

Sam: (Dancing with Danny) “Promise me you'll keep your pants up?”

Danny: “I'll do my best!”

Tucker: (Realizes Sam was his date) “Wait a second. I'm dateless again?! What does a guy have to do to get hooked up around here?!”

Ghost Girl: “I want to go to the ball!”

Tucker: “On second thought, I don't need a date that badly. Hey guys, wait up! Can I cut in?”

 

Jazz: “Oh, by the way, I’m onto your little secret.”

Danny: “What!?”

Jazz: “The nervousness, the clumsiness, I can't believe I didn't figure it out before! You have a girlfriend!”

Danny: “It's a lie! I'm not a ghost!! I mean, she's not my girlfriend!”

 

Danny: “I'm going on a date with a dragon?!”

 

Jack: “I almost forgot!” (Toilet Flushes) 

 

Dash: “Why do I suddenly feel like scrubbing my mom's feet?”

 

Danny: (About asking Paulina to the dance) “I can't, I get weak-kneed when I try to talk to cute girls.”

Sam: (Angry)Oh, and you have no problem talking to me?”

Danny: “Uh, um..”

 

(Danny's pants fall down)

Paulina: (Laughing) “A gentleman usually tips his hat, but I'll give you points for originality.”

 

Dragon Ghost: “Must have tee!”

Danny: “Tea? Ooh, good idea. Coffee can make you a might jittery, better yet, have some punch!” (Punches Dragon Ghost)

 

Mr. Lancer: “Pantless again, Mr. Fenton? That's the third time this week I've caught you... how do you kids say it?” (Holds up book; ‘How to speak Hip for the Un-Hip’) ‘Dropping trou.’ I think it's time I saw your father for a parent-teacher conference.”

Danny: “Oh man...Dad?”

Mr. Lancer: “In the meantime, here. (Gives Danny a belt) It'll help you keep your pants up, and (Holds up book again) ‘Out of trouble with the man.’”

 

 

 

ONE OF A KIND:

 

Jazz: “Oh my Gosh. They said yes!!”

Danny: “Who said yes? The person you asked if you were a conceited snob?”

 

Danny: “Jazz is gonna to kill me for that.”

Jazz: “I am gonna kill him for that.”

 

Maddie: “Danny, look at you! I don't think I like this over night zoo research.”

Danny: “Come on mom, we're just a bunch of kids, in the zoo... at night... alone... We'll be in my room.”

Ghost Gabber: “We'll be in my room... fear me.”

 

 

Jack: “Hey Danny! Check out the Ghost Gabber! Genus Magazine HAS to be interested in this! It takes the mysterious sounds a ghost makes and turns them into words you and I use every day! Try it!”

Danny: “Uh… um… boo?”

Ghost Gabber: “I am a ghost. Fear me.”

Danny: (almost panicking)I’d better get to school.”

Ghost Gabber: “I’d better get to school. Fear me”

 

Mr. Lancer: “Resident genius Danny Fenton did what no scientist dared to do. He got close enough to a 400-pound gorilla to prove that Sampson was actually… a Delilah. You mean no one at that zoo ever bothered to see if it was a girl or a boy?”

 

Sam: “Sampson's not stupid!”

Tucker: “He's also not here, (Takes out PDA) can I take a message?”

Skulker: “You two, you'll pay for this!”

Tucker: “I don't think so.” (Sends a command to Skulker)

Skulker: (PDA beeps) “Time for push-ups? (Starts doing push-ups) Stop! Stop! I can't, stop!”

Danny: “Allow me to help!”

 

 Danny: “My computer! Oh wait that's Jazz's.”

 

Danny: “Sam, we've been watching this gorilla scratching its butt for what?”

Tucker: (Yawns and looks at his watch) “Six hours.”

Danny: “Time sure flies when you’re majestically scratching your butt.”

 

Sam: “Ah... boys hugging makes every yearbook funny.”

 

Danny: (Angry) “I wish there was something I could take this out on!”

The Box Ghost: “I am The Box Ghost! And once I empty you of your useless papers, your wonderful squareness will be mine! ”

Danny: “Hello misplaced aggression!”

Tucker: “You have five minutes.”

Danny: “Which is four more than I need.”

 

 

ATTACK OF THE KILLER GARAGE SALE:

 

Danny: “Is ‘krunk’ good?”

Tucker: “It’s Paulina.”

Danny: “Krunk’s good!”

 

Jazz: “Mom, what are you making?”

Maddie: “Hot dogs”

Jack: “We invented a way to cook them 10 times faster!”

(The hot dogs seem to get too hot and then come to life and have teeth and evil eyes and try to bite Jazz)

Jazz: “Great, you figured out a way to put the ‘Frank’ back in ‘Frankenstein’.”

 

Tucker: (staring at the floating remote) “Do all your remotes do that? “

Sam: “No... Well my toaster does but it's from Denmark.”

 

Danny: “I just got my hair the way I like it, on my head!”

 

Danny: “I better get to the store, and fast! Um,I you guys don't mind cleaning up all this stuff, do you? Thanks, gotta go, bye!” (Runs off)

Sam: “So now we're his clean-up crew?”

Tucker: (Running off in other direction) “See you tonight!”

 

Dash: “I changed the dress code to loser sheik.”

 

Tucker: (To Sam) “That's funny, because you don't smell stinking rich.”

 

Technus: “WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!?”

 

Sam: “Tucker, are we gonna watch movies or not?”

Tucker: “Okay, just a few more questions... could you buy a plane?”

Sam: (Rolls eyes) “Yep.”

Tucker: “A yacht?”

Sam: “Yep.”

Tucker: “A bowling alley?”

Sam: “Nope. (Uses remote to open up wall revealing a bowling alley and an old woman bowling, she gets a strike)  No place to put a second one.”

Old Woman: “Yipee! Woopi's hot  tonight

 

Danny: (To Technus) “Oh no you don't! (Goes ghost) You're not using the technology in this lab to take over the world!”

Technus: “What? (Looks around) That's a great idea! Have you ever considered tutoring?”

 

 

 

SPLITING IMAGES:

 

Danny: “You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses? You couldn’t hit a guy with glasses! In fact, you couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn!”

 

Tucker: “Take it off! No really, he should take it off. That’s weird”

 

Danny: “My 15 minutes of fame are up, and I wasn't even here for them.”

 

The Box Ghost: “I am no longer the Box Ghost! I am now The Mechanical Frog Ghost! (Frog sparks) Uhh.... I changed my mind! I am once again the Box Ghost! And will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians! BEWARE!” ~

 

Poindexter: “Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, bully!”

 

Sam: “Thanks a lot, Danny! Because of your little dress-up parade, my speech was a total bust!”

Tucker: “Speaking of bust, did you see Danny in that bra?”

 

Tucker: “How do you think Dash would feel if he had a frog in his throat?”

Danny: “Or twelve... in his pants!”

 

Danny: “I can explain! …Actually, I really can't.”

 

Poindexter: “Heck with the egg cream. Who wants a diet soda? Whatever that is!”

 

 

Poindexter: (To Danny) “You're the bully from where I'm standing.”

Danny: “Floating.”

Poindexter: “Uh, yeah, ok, floating.”

 

 

Poindexter: (Pointing to Tucker) “I'm Sydney Poindexter, and wherever there is a single nerd in need, I shall be there.”

Tucker: “Hey, who are you calling a nerd?”

 

 

 

WHAT YOU WANT:

 

“Slow down ‘Jeff Gordon’ you’re going over the speed limit, AND THE HIGHT LIMIT!” ~ Danny

 

Tucker: “You had to save the day, didn’t you?”

Danny: “Um, yeah, because a car smashing into the 28th floor of anything is BAD!”

 

Danny: "If I weren't a C student I'd have thought of that five days ago."

 

Surfer Dude: “Yo hallucinations, FOOOOOCUS!” 

 

Paulina: “Hi I'm Paulina. I'm cute, swell, and full of big headed anime goodness.”

 

Tucker: “Some people have a lot, and some people don't. Me, I've got charm, good looks, and modesty.”

 

Tucker: (Overshadowing Paulina) “Well, I'm not friends with you anymore, Danny Fenton!” (He leaves her body)

Paulina: “Huh? What? And I never was friends with you!”

 

Danny: (About the Fenton Ghost Catcher) “This one actually works, a little too well.. I'm filing this under ‘must avoid’.”

 

(Water squirts in Lancer's face)

Mr. Lancer: “Moby Dick!” (Tucker unties his tie and takes off his belt as a ghost) “Gulliver’s Travels! I'm losing my mind! (Pants slip down) and my pants!”

 

 

Sam: (Sneezes) “I'm sick as a dog and I hate sports, why am I here?”

Tucker: “Because Danny's here and he's got the best seat in the house.”

 

Danny: “I think he's running on ghost power, I need your help.”

Tucker: “To kick some ghost booty?”

Danny: “Sort of.”

Tucker: “I'm in!”

 

 

 

BITTER REUIONS:

 

Vlad Plasmius: “You have a battle cry? Hilarious!”

 

Vlad: “I insist you stay.”

Jack: “Well... I don't know. We do have a really cool R.V.”

Jazz: “*Cough* Let's stay here *cough*”

Danny: “Smooth.”

 

Danny: “You have no idea what it’s like to be a kid these days!”

Maddie: “Oh, come on Danny, that's the oldest excuse in the book. There's nothing you are going through that your father and I didn't go through when we were your age!”

Danny: (Arm goes through the sofa) “Yeah, well, I'd beg to differ...”

 

Skulker: “I have to go to the library to check out a book on a gorilla, AGAIN!” 

 

Danny: “The glowing blade is new…”

Skulker: “You like it? I've had some upgrades!”

 

Danny: “OK, I'm officially mortified.”

Harriet Chin: “What took so long?”

 

Dairy King: “Try the Gouda! It's dairy fresh!”

 

Jazz: “I don't understand, you have billions of dollars. Instead of buying all this stuff, why don't you just buy the team?”

Vlad: (Angrily) “Because the Packers are owned by the city of Green Bay and they won't sell them to me!”

 

 

 

PRISONERS OF LOVE:

 

Danny: “Pretty much everyone who hates me all at one table, just like high school.”

 

The Box Ghost: “I am the Box Ghost!”

Danny: “Will you stop that?!”

 

Tucker: “File that one under ‘wouldn't it have been nice to know we could do that trick in the first place’.”

 

Jack: “Good boy, you're getting a raise in your allowance for this.”

Danny: “I have an allowance?”

 

Walker: “I am your judge, executioner, jury, executioner, jailer, and if necessary your executioner.”

Danny: “You said executioner three times.”

Walker: “I like that part of the job.”

 

 

 

MY BROTHER’S KEEPER:

 

“There’s only an ‘I’ in misery if you spell it that way!” ~ Penelope Spectra

 

Tucker: “I hate my life.”

Sam: “I hate your life more.”

 

Jazz: “Still mad?”

Danny: (Sarcastically) “Wow, you are the smart one.”

 

Maddie: “Is there something wrong with Danny?”

Jack: “Is there a ghost involved?”

Maddie: (to Danny) “Is there something you want to talk about?”

Jack: “That involves ghosts?”

 

Penelope Spectra: “We’re going to take that accident and turn it into an acci-don’t, and learn from it so it never happens again!”

 

Penelope Spectra: “What are you? A ghost trying to fit in with humans, or some creepy little boy with creepy lil’ powers?”

Danny: “Both... neither... I DON'T KNOW!!”

 

Jazz: “Hey it worked! But it’s still weird.”

 

 

 

SHADES OF GRAY:

 

Danny: “That lady isn’t edible, (quietly) and nether is anything she cooks!” 

 

Danny & Sam: “It was a fake-out make-out!”

Tucker: “That still has the words, ‘make’ and ‘out’ in it, right?”

 

Danny: “Great, my best friend has a crush on a ghost hunter.”

Sam: “That's life, well, your life, anyway.”

 

Danny: “Just like Dash, only with better breath.”

 

Sam: “A boy and his dog... somehow it's not supposed to be this freaky.” 

 

Danny: “279 girls in school, and he's gotta have a crush on the one with the weapons and the grudge.”

 

 

FANNING THE FLAMES:

 

Danny: “This is just like ‘Romeo and Juliet’, only I’m the one on the balcony and I can understand every thing we’re saying.” 

 

Danny: “Tucker, you’re beginning to scare me, and I fight ghosts!” 

 

Danny: “I have to save Lancer! Wow, this is bittersweet.”

 

Sam: “Danny open up!”

Danny: “Okay, open up... When I was five, I REALLY wanted a puppy, but my parents said-”

 

Danny: “How can I study? I can't stop thinking about Sam!”

Jazz: “What's the matter with you? Why aren’t you thinking about Ember?!”

Jack: “Well, I’m thinking about putting you both in the Fenton Stockades.”

 

Maddie: “Jack, we can’t lock the kids in some medieval containment devise!”

Jack: (Disappointed)Oh, all right, we’ll just ground them like every other parent!”

Jazz: “I am going to Ember McLane’s midnight concert and there’s nothing you can do about it!”

Maddie: “You and your brother aren’t leaving this house, young lady!”

Jack: “Fenton Stockades!” *SLAM*(from inside the stockades) “I MEAN’T THEM!!!”

 

“I just never noticed before, you’re really pretty when you’re about to fall off a building.” ~ Danny

 

Tucker: “Twelve hours of intensive… standardized… test practice!”

Sam: “Tucker I’m so sorry!”

Danny: “You’re beautiful when you’re wracked with guilt!”

 

Dash & Kwan: “WE LOVE YOU EMBER!

Ember: “I heard you the twelfth time!”

 

 

TEACHER OF THE YEAR:

 

 Mr. Lancer: “How come they never figure out that was me in a dress...?”

 

Danny & Jazz: “I/he have/has stuff to do after class!”

Danny: (To Jazz) “How do you know that?!”

Jazz: ^^

 

Danny: “You need to get out more often.”

Mr. Lancer: “And you need to stay in more often.”

 

Technus: “I am Technus, master of – ”

Danny: “Master of long-winded introductions!”

“Danny, I just want you to know, I accidentally killed your gerbil in the sixth grade!” ~ Tucker

 

 

 

“13”:

 

Jack: “Suffering spooks! Where's Danny? I'll bet he'd love this!”

Jazz: (Nervously) “Oh, well, I'm sure wherever he is it has nothing to do with ghosts at all.”

 

Jazz: “Sure he’s smiling on the outside, but I can sense the tortured soul just beneath the surface.”

Clown: “No, he’s smiling on the inside too.”

 

Danny: “I am not like them, am I?”

Sam: “Let’s see, you’re stubborn, overprotective, your last name’s Fenton, and you hunt ghosts.”

 

Maddie: “I've got the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick. Let's get him!”

Jack: “Sweetie, that's just a bat.”

Maddie: “Yeah, but it's a bat with the word 'Fenton' on it.”

 

Danny: “My sister’s dating a ghost and I’m turning into my parents!”

Tucker: (Dressed in Goth clothes) “Hey guys”

Danny: “What are you turning into?”

 

Danny: “Suffering spooks…suffering spooks? Oh no, I really am becoming my dad!”

 

Jazz: “Hey! Hands off the little brother!”

 

Danny: “Better luck next time! But next time, stay away from my sister!” 

 

Danny: (To ghost wolf about Sam) “Down boy! Don't eat that, it's a vegetarian!”

 

 

 

PUBLIC ENEMIES:    

 

Maddie: “you haven’t seen the last of me!”

Danny: “Duh. I’ll see you at dinner.”

 

Paulina: “So you’re like a friendly ghost?”

Danny: “Yeah, with some friendly advice: RUN!”

 

Danny: (Runs behind tree) “I'm going gho –“

Jazz: “Danny, hi! Are you hiding here? I'll go hide over there.” (Leaves)

Danny: “Okay... now I'm going ghost!”

 

Walker: (About Jack & Maddie) “They might be useful to us.”

(Jack runs into door)

Maddie: “It's a pull, Jack.”

Walker: “Well, she might.”

 

Sam: “Next time, we take the inter-dimensional fugitive to my place.”

 

Danny: (Ghost sense)” Oh no, here again?”

Tucker: “But we're chewing like the wind in an anti-Ghost Zone, where could the ghost be?”

(Fenton RV explodes)

Sam: “Survey says, behind us.”

 

Sam: “Danny, you OK?”

Danny: “Why would I not be? Just because the towns on high alert, my parents are at my school, and I’m chewing so fast I think I just swallowed my spork!”

 

Danny: (To Maddie after she shoots at him) “Oh, man! You are so NOT getting anything for Mother's Day!”

 

Escaped Ghost Prisoner: “You'll never take me alive, coppers!”

Bullet: “You're a ghost.”

 

Walker: “How does it feel? No place to run. No place to hide. I'm gonna turn your whole world against you, and by the time I'm done, you're gonna beg for the safety of my prison - in the Ghost Zone, where you belong.”

Danny: “The only thing I'm begging for - is for you to try some mouth wash!”

 

Danny: “I'm gonna need a bigger thermos!”

(Ghost attacks Danny and knocks him down)

Tucker: “And a paramedic!”

 

Paulina: (While possessed) “You can't get away from me!”

Danny: “Wow. I waited all puberty for a girl to say that to me, and now, it's a complete bummer.”

 

Tucker: “That collar! It's hurting him!”

Sam: “What did you think it was, a fashion accessory?”

 

Jazz: (To Danny)"All I'm saying is mom and dad are going to be very busy and I have a lot of homework to do tonight, so I'm not going to be able to keep and eye on you all night. I'm going to have to trust you to stay in you room and be so quiet, it's like you're not even there!"

 

Danny: "If anyone asks where I am, LIE!"